PIRATE PUNCH
Best purchase. EVER.
I choose to see “100% Juice” because I’m a willfully ignorant asshole AND I JUST WANT MY MORNING MARGARITA ON THE BEACH. LAY OFF ME I’M THIRSTY.
Full circle.
I FUCKING HATE LIMA BEANS.
Dinner!
We lost, but what a pretty night for a ball game!
American Idol guy dancing and singing in the parking lot.
Why does my life have to be so hard?!?
